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NC HB2, the Family Research Council, and a Complete Abandonment of Logic

In an effort to focus on a discussion of logic so faulty that it lands firmly in the realm of propaganda, this post is not going to engage in the sociopolitical debate over whether transgenderism is, in the very broad sense healthy. That is a valuable discussion to have, and one in which we might bring to bear any number of pieces of scientific, philosophical, and anecdotal evidence, but it is not what this post is about. I want to be very clear about that.

Instead, this post is about the logic in this Facebook post from the Family Research Council. Continue reading “NC HB2, the Family Research Council, and a Complete Abandonment of Logic”


Ultimate Media March Madness: The Final Four


This last round was tremendous to watch. Voting was strong, matchups were close (well, at least three of them were), and in the Book Region final there was a come-from-behind victory.

All this leaves us with a Final Four: the Harry Potter Series, the Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Office (US), and Super Smash Bros. With the final #1 seeds eliminated last round, Star Wars becomes the de facto favorite, with Smash the last cinderella story as a #9 seed. We’re past book versus book and movie versus movie. It’s time to start running the regions into each other.

Click here to download the full bracket, and here’s what we have left:

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The Matchups

I kind of love that it came down to these two. Two of the most popular and influential media properties of the 2000s. It simply can’t be forgotten or underestimated how big a phenomenon the Harry Potter books were. On the other hand, The Office made a star out of Steve Carrell and has to be up among the all-time great sitcoms.

While the first semifinal has some nice parallelism, this one is just all about trying to compare really, really different properties. Star Wars is arguably the most influential film series of all time. The original Smash Bros. gave Nintendo one of its most popular series ever. They’re both great for such different reasons. So I guess the question is: Do you want a narrative sci-fi epic saga, or a game to make you endlessly curse at your friends and love every moment of it?


Round 1 – 3/8 thru 3/13 – VIEW RESULTS

Round 2 – 3/14 thru 3/24 – VIEW RESULTS

Sweet Sixteen – 3/25 thru 3/28 – VIEW RESULTS

Elite Eight – 3/29 thru 4/1 – VIEW RESULTS

Final Four – 4/2 thru 4/4

Final – 4/5 thru 4/10

Ultimate Media March Madness: Elite Eight


Eight remain. Two books. Two movies. Two TV shows. Two video games.

Last round saw The Lord of the Rings continue its stomp through the Book Region, an array of squeaker-close matchups (including three that went to tiebreakers), and the end of #13 Star Wars: Battlefront 2‘s Cinderella run.

So this is it. After this round, the regions go away, and one of each will vie for the championship. Who will go through? Well, that’s up to you to decide. Here’s the bracket as it remains. As always, you can download a full updated bracket by clicking here.

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The Matchups:

#1 The Lord of the Rings – 38%

#7 Harry Potter Series – 62% – WINNER

The Lord of the Rings has absolutely crushed the book bracket so far. It’s swept two of its matchups. It lost only 20% of the vote in the third. Undoubtedly, though, this will be its toughest yet. The most beloved classical fantasy series of all time versus the most beloved fantasy series in recent history. Harry Potter hasn’t quite rolled through its matchups, but it’s been strong. Time for a real knock-down, drag-out fight.

#1 Forrest Gump – 8%

#2 Star Wars Original Trilogy – 92% – WINNER

The entire Movie Region saw just one upset (#12 Master and Commander over #5 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid) in three rounds. So it is that we have the only region where a #1 and #2 seed will face one another. This was one of the hardest seeding decisions to make, and I won’t be disappointed either way. It’s an incredible clash of styles and subjects, each iconic and eminently quotable in its own right.

#4 30 Rock – 31%

#3 The Office (US) – 69% – WINNER

Both of these shows made it through to the Elite Eight on a tiebreaker. They also represent my two favorite sitcoms ever. After the diversity of shows present throughout the bracket, it’s interesting to see these two fight for the TV Region championship. A few stats: Emmy wins skew in favor of 30 Rock, 11 to 5, as do nominations, at 103-42. Viewership, however, is heavily in favor of The Office, which regularly scored millions more viewers than 30 Rock.

#9 Super Smash Bros. – 73% – WINNER

#6 Portal Series – 27%

I feel like I have zero predictive power over this matchup. I always expected Smash Bros. to be a strong competitor, but I never expected it to steamroll through Ocarina of TimePortal, meanwhile, proved to be BioWare’s kryptonite, knocking out not only #3 seed Mass Effect Series, but also Knights of the Old Republic. These are both great games, but for such totally different reasons. I wash my hands of this whole messy region in which a top 5 seed couldn’t even make it out of the second round.


Round 1 – 3/8 thru 3/13 – VIEW RESULTS

Round 2 – 3/14 thru 3/24 – VIEW RESULTS

Sweet Sixteen – 3/25 thru 3/28 – VIEW RESULTS

Elite Eight – 3/29 thru 4/1 – VIEW RESULTS

Final Four – 4/2 thru 4/4

Final – 4/5 thru 4/10

Ultimate Media March Madness: Sweet Sixteen


Wow, was the second round brutal on the lower half of the bracket. Only one higher seed was upset in the Book Region and the Movie Region (although it was a doozy, with Ocean’s Eleven besting the Toy Story Trilogy on a tight 60/40 split), but TV saw its #1 seed – and overall victory contender, I thought – The West Wing fall and two more contestes decided by tiebreakers, and MY TOP THREE SEEDS!!!! in the Video Game Region all went down.

After a bit of a delay in the second round, we’re back on a tight schedule for the rest of the tournament. We’re into the SWEET SIXTEEN! Here’s how the bracket stands (or click here for a full PDF version):

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Book Region

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#1 The Lord of the Rings – 100% – WINNER

#12 Redwall Series – 0%

This would look to be another clear victory for The Lord of the Rings, which has lost only a combined 20% of the vote through the first two rounds (i.e. it’s won 180/200%). The Redwall Series has been surprisingly strong so far, and it denied an all-Tolkien matchup this round by beating The Silmarillion by a nearly 2-to-1 margin.

#7 Harry Potter Series – 67% – WINNER

#3 Ender’s Game – 33%

This matchup, on the other hand, figures to be hotly contested. One of the most influential fantasy/young adult series of all time versus one of the best sci-fi novels of all time. My gut says the social weight behind Harry Potter pushes it through, but Ender’s Game is not to be trifled with. Please remember that this is just about the books, not the movies (both of which I can’t stand, but for some reason a lot of you seem to like the Harry Potter movies).

Movie Region

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#1 Forrest Gump – 57% – WINNER

#4 The Shawshank Redemption – 43%

Two ’90s classics that already went head-to-head in the Oscars, where Forrest Gump basically swept. It really comes down to a matter of personal preference, and it’s hard to fault anyone for making either choice. I’m very excited to see how this matchup goes.

#2 Star Wars Original Trilogy – 67% – WINNER

#6 Ocean’s Eleven – 33%

Ocean’s Eleven can hardly be thought of as an insurgent when it’s a six seed, but after knocking off the #3 Toy Story Trilogy and so disrupting a perfectly seeded final four from the Movies Region, I can’t see it as anything else. I gave it no shot against Toy Story, and I guess I give it even more of a no chance against Star Wars. The margin of victory for Ocean’s was small last round. I don’t think it’ll be so lucky this time.

TV Region

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#9 Arrested Development – 43%

#4 30 Rock – 57% – WINNER

I still can’t believe it. I know those original two and a half seasons of Arrested Development are great. But there were only two and a half seasons, and then the Netflix season happened. How did it beat The West Wing? It gives me pause. And, I think, it makes Arrested Development the heavy favorite in this matchup. 30 Rock is WONDERFUL, but it required a tiebreaker to shake off M*A*S*H.

#10 Mythbusters – 43%

#3 The Office (US) – 57% – WINNER

If there’s any favorite left in the TV Region, it has to be The Office. Yes, it had the easiest matchup of round 2, but it also was the only show to win by a decent margin. Those last few seasons were a little rough, but The Office was a phenomenon unlike anything left in this region.

Video Game Region

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#9 Super Smash Bros. – 80% – WINNER

#13 Star Wars: Battlefront 2

I guess I understand how this happened, but I still can’t quite believe it did. So I’ll just say this: unlike last round, when Battlefront had a significant multiplayer/party game/replayability advantage over its competitor, it’s got to match strength to strength instead of strength to weakness. That favors Smash.

#7 Knights of the Old Republic – 25%

#6 Portal Series – 75% – WINNER

Even more than the top part of this region, I understand how this happened. Wouldn’t have been my choice, but Majora’s Mask vs. KOTOR and Mass Effect vs. Portal were in my opinion two of the very best matchups round two had on offer. This is going to be ridiculously competitive, but I expect Portal to have the edge.



Round 1 – 3/8 thru 3/13 – VIEW RESULTS

Round 2 – 3/14 thru 3/24 – VIEW RESULTS

Sweet Sixteen – 3/25 thru 3/28 – VIEW RESULTS

Elite Eight – 3/29 thru 4/1

Final Four – 4/2 thru 4/4

Final – 4/5 thru 4/10

The Election’s Moral Arbiter

In late January, Slate ran an article by Willa Paskin which explored the early returns on Trevor Noah’s time behind the Daily Show desk, and more specifically why, in an election that seems tailored to it, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah isn’t the machine of public moral outrage that it was for the four prior presidential elections under the head of Jon Stewart.

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In short, the conclusion it reaches is that Noah’s style, a result of a number of factors including outsider status, learning on the job, and an evolving political commentary arena, tends to merely laugh at the absurdities of the political system rather than laugh with exasperation because it’s the only thing to do other than cry. “On Trevor Noah’s Daily Show, outrages are an occasion for bemused laughter, not righteously funny indignation.”

I tend to agree with the assessment. I don’t watch The Daily Show with Trevor Noah on a daily basis, but I’ve tuned in for a fair amount of it, and I have years of watching both The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report to compare it with. Noah’s done a good job, and plenty of segments are fun enough, but there’s almost always a sense he’s laughing from afar rather than being caught up in the muck with the rest of us.

But that question of moral arbitration over an election has stuck with me. If not The Daily Show, who is our collective moral arbiter? Is there one? Is our lack of one the very thing that’s given rise to the extremity of this election?

Much as I love Jon Stewart, I have to imagine he wouldn’t have been able to singlehandedly reign in Donald Trump or any of the other more expected election absurdity, so let’s dismiss with that last question. And although I haven’t watched Larry Wilmore’s Nightly Show or Samantha Bee’s Full Frontal, it’s two other Daily Show alums who would seem to be in contention for the crown.

The first is, of course, Stephen Colbert, who now commands a national broadcast audience and has definitely brought a political tilt to The Late Show. But it’s the second I lean towards.

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Although John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight airs but once a week, compared to The Daily Show‘s usual four, Oliver has achieved something even the Daily Show/Colbert Report one-two punch only occasionally managed: real action.

Society walks forwards, not backwards. The successor to The Daily Show can’t just do The Daily Show‘s thing all over again. It’s got to push forward.

John Oliver’s recent tirade against Donald Drumpf (Trump) notwithstanding, Oliver doesn’t spend a lot of time wading into specific political contests. His show just isn’t set up that way. So why is he the best candidate for moral arbiter?

Because in an election that has been build furiously upon cults of personality, not just with Trump but with many candidates on both sides, Oliver is the force pulling us back to the issues. Not only that, but he has inspired political action. His lead stories frequently conclude with concrete, simple ways in which regular citizens can display their political will. Twitter hashtags, phone campaigns, online petitions, and more have been weapons in Oliver’s growing war against passive media consumption. Whereas Jon Stewart and The Daily Show would regularly exhort politicians and viewers alike to be sensible, John Oliver and Last Week Tonight have made the arguments clear in such a way as to facilitate public debate and political action.

It’s true that Last Week Tonight creates for itself a bit of a center-left echo chamber, but that charge applies no less to any other political satire that might be similarly labeled “moral arbiter.” And the service it provides – even if you disagree with the conclusions Oliver draws – is invaluable. I am convinced that one of the great failings of this election cycle so far has been in a failure to frame the debates that need to be a part of public discourse, to cut beyond empty headline promises to identifying what, specifically, needs fixing so we can begin to propose solutions.

Last Week Tonight does that, and invites action. Thank God for this raccoon-impression aficionado.

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Ultimate Media March Madness 2016 ROUND 2


The round one voting is in and tallied, and we’ve eliminated half the field. There were some landslides and some big upsets, but the #1 seeds keep their streak of flawlessness in the first round. Two second seeds are down, though.

If you want to see how the votes broke down, the results are posted over here, along with some ground rules if you need a refresher or you’re new to what’s going on.

Here’s how the bracket stands. (Or do download the updated PDF to see easier, click here.)

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With that, let’s get into the matchups for round 2!


Book Region

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The Matchups

#1 The Lord of the Rings – 80% – WINNER

#8 Jurassic Park – 20%

I was honestly a little surprised that Jurassic Park made it past The Golden Compass in the opening round, and by nearly a 2:1 margin at that. I have to wonder how many people were voting based on the respective movies rather than the books themselves. Anyways, it’s a well won victory, but much as I LOVE Michael Crichton, I can’t see an upset here. The Lord of the Rings isn’t going to sweep Jurassic Park like it did I Am the Messenger, but I still expect a pretty one-sided affair. And its victory, should it prevail, reflects its position as some of the most influential fantasy written since the Arthurian tales.

#13 The Silmarillion – 37.5%

#12 Redwall Series – 62.5% – WINNER

A battle of upstarts, both of which made it into round two by some of the slimmest margins of victory in all of the first round. It’s also a rather curious matchup that’s formed. The Silmarillion is sort of like a grown up and slightly condensed Redwall series. They’re both mythic tales of the history of a land; one (Redwall) is just much more approachable. Hard to say what happens here. A Sweet Sixteen matchup between The Lord of the Rings and The Silmarillion would be quite interesting, but the full Redwall series is going to be tough for Tolkien to top.

#15 A Farewell to Arms – 30%

#7 Harry Potter Series – 70% – WINNER

As much as I love A Farewell to Arms, I was very disappointed to see The Crossing fall in round one, probably due to an extreme lack of recognition, comparatively. A Farewell to Arms will have no such luck in the second round, however, coming up against probably the most widely known item in the Book Region of the bracket. At times it’s tough to remember how culturally influential the Harry Potter books were in their heyday. They were everywhere. They dominated the conversation. I remember in high school my youth group left for a missions trip the day after The Half-Blood Prince came out and at least half of us had a copy.

#3 Ender’s Game – 80% – WINNER

#6 The Road – 20%

This is easily the best matchup this round in the Book region, and might be the most interesting in all of round two. Seminal sci-fi versus preeminent literary post-apocalypse. Obviously based on seeding I lean towards Ender’s Game, but the margin between these two books is razor thin. If The Crossing is going to get an early exit, the hopes for Cormac McCarthy in this bracket rest on The Road. On the other hand, after Ender’s Shadow‘s upset at the hands of Redwall, Orson Scott Card’s fortunes are now solely on Ender’s Game. This feels like a later round matchup already.


Movie Region

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The Matchups

#1 Forrest Gump – 60% – WINNER

#9 School of Rock – 40%

The remaining bracket in the Movies Region is more by-the-seeds than any other, with #12 Master and Commander staging the only real upset. School of Rock barely squeaked by Her, tying the Redwall series for the slimmest margin of victory in the first round. And now it comes up against the #1 seed. Does it have a chance? Maybe. I love Forrest Gump with all my heart, and it’s undeniably good. But School of Rock is a quality motion picture in its own right. I still expect Forrest Gump to take the day, but I think it ends up closer than you might expect.

#4 The Shawshank Redemption – 60% – WINNER

#12 Master and Commander – 40%

I was surprised – even a little pleasantly surprised – at the outpouring of support for Master and Commander, which completed the round one upset with an astounding 82% of the vote. But a bit like A Farewell to Arms‘s victory over The Crossing, I think it benefitted greatly from simple recognition over the much older Butch Cassidy. That won’t hold through Shawshank, though the matchup remains interesting. The two movies have a somewhat similar feel, of a group of mens’ struggle against adversity (albeit adversity of very different sorts). Is Master and Commander more well-remembered than I thought? Maybe, but Shawshank is definitely not forgotten.

#2 Star Wars Original Trilogy – 60% – WINNER

#7 The Dark Knight Trilogy – 40%

I was very surprised that The Dark Knight Trilogy didn’t get a stronger round one challenge from the Jason Bourne movies, and I think it’s a matter of, “What have you done for me lately?” Which isn’t to sell Batman’s best cinematic outing short; it’s incredible. But let’s be real: it has no shot against the good Star Wars movies, right?

#3 Toy Story Trilogy – 40%

#6 Ocean’s Eleven – 60% – WINNER

Tough draw for Ocean’s Eleven, but I don’t really see a path forward for it. It’s a great movie, but it’s up against one of the all-time great animated franchises. The first two made Pixar; the third capped one of the greatest runs of success any production house has ever seen. If the Ocean’s sequels had been strong enough to stand with the first this might have been a competition. With apologies to Steven Soderbergh, give me Buzz and Woody.


TV Region

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The Matchups

#1 The West Wing – 44.44%

#9 Arrested Development – 55.56% – WINNER

I expected Arrested Development to have a tougher time overcoming Scrubs, and in the early running it was close. But time to focus on the round two matchup. Arrested Development had effectively two and a half seasons of greatness, then hurt itself a little with the Netflix comeback. The West Wing is one of the all-time great TV shows that had about a 3/4 of a season lull in the course of seven seasons. Both are sharply written, but The West Wing manages both comedy and gut-punch drama. A matchup of two great shows, but in this case, one just seems head and shoulders above the other.

#4 – 30 Rock – 55.56% – WINNER

#12 M*A*S*H – 44.44%

I didn’t expect enough people had seen M*A*S*H to propel it to an upset over Avatar. But hey! That’s cool. And it makes for an interesting matchup, because on one hand you have 30 Rock: one of the best, funniest, most clever sitcoms in recent memory, but a show which constantly struggled for good ratings while it aired. And on the other hand is M*A*S*H, a brilliant show in its own right, the finale of which was one of the most watched TV episodes of all time, but an older show that fewer people may remember well.

#15 Game of Thrones – 45.45%

#10 Mythbusters – 54.55% – WINNER

I like Game of Thrones, but its win over Batman: The Animated Series is the round one upset I’m mad about more than any other. Think about it this way: The Dark Knight was a great take on Batman, right? Batman: TAS is WAY better. Ugh. But everyone’s all into Game of Thrones right now. Ok, rant over. I’m genuinely curious if Game of Thrones can carry the mojo over Mythbusters, which had so many seasons of brilliance. Such different shows in contest here.

#3 The Office (US) – 66.67%

#11 Chuck – 33.33%

I can’t believe Chuck actually beat Batman Beyond. But ok. Nice little upset. Not to be demeaning, because I really like you, Chuck, but this is as far as you go.


Video Game Region

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The Matchups

#1 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – 14.29%

#9 Super Smash Bros. – 85.71% – WINNER

This is a deceptively tough matchup, as there’s a lot of Smash love to go around, fueled by nostalgia and memories of playing with friends. But for me, those memories, of which there are many, can’t touch the wonder and beauty of Ocarina of Time. It’s the best, most memorable, most inspiring game I’ve ever played.

#13 Star Wars: Battlefront 2 – 80% – WINNER

#12 Super Mario Galaxy – 20%

I have no idea which way this matchup is going to tilt. By just about any metric, Galaxy is the superior game. But Battlefront‘s multiplayer can’t be underestimated; online competition just creates different situations and thrills than a tight single player mode. They’re so different, but both so good at what they do. Really, the entirety of the Video Game Region is filled with interesting matchups.

#2 The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask – 20%

#7 Knights of the Old Republic – 80% – WINNER

Talk about a competition between two great single player games! KOTOR is obviously the more narratively proficient of the two, although Majora’s Mask does more than several other Zelda games in that department. Majora’s Mask has the edge in gameplay, although it depends a bit on whether you prefer its action-oriented gameplay to KOTOR‘s more strategic system. As for simple cool factor, you have Majora’s mask transformations versus KOTOR‘s epic reveal and the fact that it makes you really feel like a Jedi. Tight, tight race here.

#3 Mass Effect Trilogy – 40%

#6 Portal Series – 60% – WINNER

As I said in the first round Mass Effect is *this* close to eclipsing the N64 Zelda games (or at least Majora’s Mask) for a higher seeding. I love the galaxy and galactic community that Mass Effect creates, the overall narrative is very strong, and the characters are some of the best in any video game. But speaking of great characters, you have GLaDOS taunting you through most of both Portal games, and a strong supporting cast in Portal 2Portal is also home to some of the coolest gameplay and puzzle solving. Your favorite probably depends on which you prefer: great narrative, or great puzzles.



Round 1 – 3/8 thru 3/13 – VIEW RESULTS

Round 2 – 3/14 thru 3/24 – VIEW RESULTS

Sweet Sixteen – 3/25 thru 3/28 – VIEW RESULTS

Elite Eight – 3/29 thru 4/1

Final Four – 4/2 thru 4/4

Final – 4/5 thru 4/10

Ultimate Media March Madness 2016 Opening Round


I’m not really into March Madness. I kind of keep tabs on the NBA and will be sure to tune in when the Mavericks are in the playoffs. But basketball has never really been my thing, and college hoops even less so.

But you know what I do love? Books, movies, TV, and video games. So this year I’m finally putting up something I first thought of a couple years ago, my very own March Madness-inspired bracket.

Here’s how it’s going to work. I’ve picked my 16 favorites books, movies, etc. or defined series thereof and seeded them within each region. And you all are going to vote on them. We’ll spend about five days on each round, I’ll give a little commentary along the way, and in five weeks we’ll have an overall winner!

A few rules/things to keep in mind:

  • Everything here is stuff I’ve personally seen/read/played. This isn’t an all time great list, it’s stuff that I have a particular personal connection to. And yes, in some cases the fact that your favorite thing isn’t to be found on this bracket reflects a personal failing of mine because I haven’t seen/read/played it.
  • Seeds are definitely prone to being influenced by what I’ve seen/read/played recently, or what I have lots of nostalgia for.
  • In the TV region, I had to consider the ENTIRE series, not just a selection of seasons. For example, if I could have limited How I Met Your Mother to seasons 1-6, it probably would have been seeded a few spots higher. Because that’s most of the series, it still rates pretty highly, but it might have been higher if not for seasons 7, 8, and 9.
  • In the other regions, I could choose to either a single item or the entire series it’s a part of, although in some cases some common-sense delineations have been made. For example, you’ll see the Star Wars Original Trilogy on there rather than the Star Wars series. That’s because the Original Trilogy is a broadly recognizable unit separate from the other movies.

Click here to see or download the full bracket, or see the links below to jump to each region. The schedule for each round is at the bottom of the page.

Books          Movies          TV          Video Games

Book Region

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The Matchups

#1 The Lord of the Rings – 100% – WINNER

#16 I Am the Messenger – 0%

It’s a hard call to name a favorite book of all time; I usually list the first four seeds as a collective “favorite.” But harder luck for my favorite book I’ve read in the last year to come up against LotR.

#8 Jurassic Park – 62% – WINNER

#9 The Golden Compass Trilogy – 38%

It’s a shame to me that Michael Crichton only managed one book on this list (Timeline was VERY close to squeezing in), but if there could only be one, it’s definitely got to be Jurassic Park. Tough competition, though, as you’d expect from an 8 seed versus a 9 seed. The Golden Compass, and to a lesser extent its sequels, are still among my favorite books of all time. I love the main characters, and I love the inventiveness of the fantasy world stretched out before you.

#4 Les Miserables – 45%

#13 The Silmarillion – 55% – WINNER

Tolkien’s second appearance in this bracket, and though this is a competition between two forbiddingly large and dense books, I’ll wager more people voting here have actually read The Silmarillion. Which is a shame, because as great as it is,  Les Miserables, in all its luxurious (and at times overbearing) detail is positively incredible. The way it builds up to its magnificent conclusion is remarkable, and it deserves its spot as one of my four collective favorite books. Read it if you haven’t.

#5 Ender’s Shadow – 46%

#12 Redwall Series – 54% – WINNER

Orson Scott Card is all over this bracket, and it’s well deserved every time. I know there are some who consider Ender’s Shadow even better than Ender’s Game. Not for me, but Shadow is still great. On the other hand, though, I spent an awful lot of time reading Brian Jacques Redwall series. I fell off a few books before the last one was published due to some reliance on formula that the later books are especially guilty of, but there’s also something joyful to that formula. I recommend starting with Mossflower if you’ve never read the series.

#2 The Crossing – 9%

#15 A Farewell to Arms – 91% – WINNER

It’s so interesting to me that these two came up against each other; I seeded without regard for matchups, just trying to rank as accurately as possible. But Cormac McCarthy feels, in many ways, like the direct successor to Ernest Hemingway. They’re writing styles are different, but both are minimalistic, with a turn towards expression through character action only, rarely taking us inside someone’s thoughts. I considered including the entire Border Trilogy here instead of just The Crossing, but The Crossing is even a cut above the other two for me. FYI: you can read the trilogy (of which The Crossing is book two) in order, but it’s by no means required.

#7 Harry Potter Series – 92% – WINNER

#10 Old Kingdom Trilogy – 8%

Some of you may know the Old Kingdom trilogy better by the actual names of the books: Sabriel, Lirael, and Abhorsen. They’ve got a beautifully unique fantasy world and remarkable female protagonists (written in an age when that wasn’t so in style as it is now). On the other hand, Harry Potter dominated my childhood from 4th grade through most of high school, just like it did for so many others.

#3 Ender’s Game – 100% – WINNER

#14 – Alvin Maker Series – 0%

If Orson Scott Card is going to place three books on the bracket, at least it happens that two of them have to fight each other. Ender’s Game is an immediate must-read if you haven’t already. I distinctly remember the first time I read it: reading for a while, putting it down to make myself go do something else, and then being back to reading it again 15 minutes later because nothing else seemed half as worth doing. A literal “can’t put it down” moment. The Tales of Alvin Maker series is far less known than the Ender series, but definitely worth reading. It takes place in a semimagical alternate history America, with the first book starting a little before when the Revolutionary War would have taken place. The series meanders a bit and can get occasionally heavy with the symbolism, but it’s a quick, easy, delightful read.

#6 The Road – 57% – WINNER

#11 X-Wing Series (Rogue Squadron Books) – 43%

I’ve chosen to include here from the X-Wing series only the books which were written by Michael Stackpole, which are the ones about Rogue squadron. There are also several books in the same series about Wraith Squadron, written by Aaron Allston, and while they’re fun, in my estimation they’re not of the same quality. Even with that bonus, though, I expect they’ll have a hard time overcoming The Road, which is probably the most depressing book I’ve ever read but undoubtedly also one of the most beautiful.

Movie Region

movie region

The Matchups

#1 Forrest Gump – 79% – WINNER

#16 Stranger Than Fiction – 21%

Two movies of extraordinary happenstance, and both of them great in their own regard. This was maybe the toughest region to get into, with films like The Matrix, Good Will Hunting, and The Lion King just missing the cut. So kudos to Stranger Than Fiction (i.e. Will Ferrell’s 2nd best movie, following Elf). But Forrest Gump is a titan, and I expect to be able to gush on in more in subsequent rounds.

#8 Her – 46%

#9 School of Rock – 54% – WINNER

This is a weird matchup. School of Rock is Jack Black at his finest, a hilarious and heartfelt comedy with some really solid drama thrown in. But Her is my favorite movie so far this decade. It’s deliciously weird, chillingly foresighted, beautifully designed, and I just love the hell out of it. (See me gush more about it here, here, and here.) As close as 8s and 9s usually are, there’s a very definitive order to these two, at least for me.

#4 The Shawshank Redemption – 71% – WINNER

#13 The Sandlot – 29%

The Sandlot is a seminal coming-of-age movie, one of the very best ever committed to film. The Shawshank Redemption is one of the finest movies every made. Tough matchup, Sandlot.

#5 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid – 18%

#12 Master and Commander – 82% – WINNER

Now here’s a matchup. They’re both swashbuckling, hard-nosed adventures. Butch Cassidy is the film that launched Robert Redford, and features one of the most iconic pair of antiheroes ever. I mean, you remember the final shot of this movie and the hail of gunfire that sounds over the freeze frame. On the other hand, I think Master and Commander is under-appreciated and too easily forgotten. Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany make an amazing pairing for this high seas Napoleonic contest.

#2 Star Wars Original Trilogy – 92% – WINNER

#15 Field of Dreams – 8%

Man, the baseball movies are pulling some tough matchups! So let’s give Field of Dreams its due as one of Kevin Costner’s best, and featuring a couple all-time great monologues from Burt Lancaster and James Earl Jones. But come on. I’m such a massive Star Wars fan, for me this isn’t even close. And I’m betting the polls will reflect that.

#7 The Dark Knight Trilogy – 85% – WINNER

#10 Jason Bourne Trilogy – 15%

Another phenomenal matchup. I swear I’m didn’t make this happen. You’ve got probably the best superhero movies of all time (particularly Batman Begins and The Dark Knight) on one hand, and on the other is a trio of movies that redefined the modern action film. Bourne was so good at what it did, he made James Bond emulate him. But then again, Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale giving us the on-screen Batman we always wanted. Oh, and Heath Ledger’s Joker, of course, adds points by itself.

#3 Toy Story Trilogy – 85% – WINNER

#14 Beauty and the Beast – 15%

Here’s the thing: Beauty and the Beast was, along with The Sound of Music, my first cinematic love. But I am Andy from Toy Story. I grew up surrounded by cowboys until I discovered Star Wars, and have been trading heavily in both ever since. Toy Story speaks to me on such an intensely personal level, on top of being the near-flawless set of movies it is.

#6 Ocean’s Eleven – 67% – WINNER

#11 Memento – 33%

I could be mistaken, but I think Christopher Nolan is the only director who’s placed two movies on this bracket (though yes, that’s selling a couple “trilogy” directors a little short. Nolan is a master of structure. If you look at his movies, their narratives are actually pretty straightforward. It’s the way those events are arranged that are a huge part of what makes him a remarkable filmmaker, and there’s no finer example than Memento. Then again, Ocean’s Eleven is in the masterful hands of Steven Soderbergh and is one of the best heist movies, and funniest heist movies, ever made, and employs some very clever plot structure of its own.

TV Region

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The Matchups

#1 The West Wing – 80% – WINNER

#16 – Heroes – 20%

This might be the most one-sided contest in the entire bracket, in any of the regions. The West Wing is one of the most brilliantly written, incisive, hilarious, heartbreaking shows ever made. Sure, it’s got its lull in season 5, but that’s nothing compared to one great season of Heroes followed by several seasons that are mostly respectable curiosities. Just to be clear, this does NOT include that Heroes Reborn series, of which I only watched the first couple episodes.

#8 Scrubs – 23%

#9 Arrested Development – 77% – WINNER

I’m a recent convert to Scrubs, and only about halfway through season 3 as of this posting, so there’s a good chance that if I do this again next year it’ll have risen some in the seeding. But don’t sell Arrested Development short. The Netflix season 4 was a disappointment I haven’t even finished, but it’s easy to forget just how great those first three seasons were.

#4 30 Rock – 88% – WINNER

#13 The Newsroom – 13%

Let’s address The Newsroom first: a little seen, three season HBO series from Aaron Sorkin that doesn’t quite measure up to The West Wing (because what can?) but is a fun and challenging show in its own right. The Newsroom doesn’t lose much if you watch it now, but it was particularly poignant in the moment for delivering commentary on current events. So why is it seeded 13 while 30 Rock is up at #4? 30 Rock is one of the most cleverly funny shows I’ve ever seen, and probably more prone to make me actually laugh out loud than any other show on this list.

#5 Avatar: The Last Airbender – 42%

#12 M*A*S*H – 58% – WINNER

I was watching The Legend of Korra this week, and while I enjoyed it, it really just made me want to go watch Avatar all over again. It’s one of the most slickly produced and touching children’s series ever, unfolding a complete and well-told story over three seasons that even nails the tricky ending. M*A*S*H, on the other hand, was something I came to in high school, and fell in love with the sharp wit and full heart of the show. It’s on Netflix now, go give it a watch.

#2 Batman: The Animated Series – 45%

#15 Game of Thrones – 55% – WINNER

I’m going to cry if there’s an upset here. Game of Thrones is good, and it overcomes some qualms I have about its content with exceptional characters and an epic historical mystery in a fantasy world as rich as Middle Earth. But Batman: TAS is my childhood, and possibly the best sustained take on Batman we’ve ever seen. Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill are iconic in their roles as the Caped Crusader and the Clown Prince of Crime, and this show gave us Harley Quinn!

#7 How I Met Your Mother – 42%

#10 Mythbusters – 58% – WINNER

I know Mythbusters just ended, and to be honest, it’s been a while since I watched it. But in some ways that’s a testament to its quality and longevity. The show was super fun and made me (and everyone) wish I had a giant workshop to use to build hovercrafts and giant slingshots and stuff. Meanwhile How I Met Your Mother, or at least the first six season, have a special place in my heart. If only they’d ended earlier and better…

#3 The Office (US) – 75% – WINNER

#14 Freaks & Geeks – 25%

The one-season wonder versus another show that was brilliant in its heyday but outstayed its welcome a bit. Still, as great as Freaks and Geeks is in its solo outing, length has to count for something. Plus, what a peak The Office had! I remember in college dozens of people would get together in the common room on Office nights to all watch together. It was amazing.

#6 Batman Beyond – 40%

#11 Chuck – 60% – WINNER

This might be the least-seen matchup in the bracket. Batman Beyond was a gorgeously creative extension of Batman: The Animated Series, one that actually took seriously Bruce Wayne’s aging. Terry McGinnis proved a worthy successor to the Batman mantle, as this show did as a new entry to Batman canon. And then there’s Chuck, which really ought to be a must-see for anyone who’s a fan of James BondGet Smart, or the spy genre in general. Yes, it’s full of genre tropes and over the top plots and characters. But that’s part of why it’s just so fun. An emotional heart underscores the entire thing and is not to be overlooked.

Video Game Region

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The Matchups

#1 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – 100% – WINNER

#16 Empire Earth – 0%

Arguably the best game of all time (I certainly think it is, and I’ve probably spent more time with it than any other ever) versus a flawed but deeply entertaining RTS that was effectively the successor to Age of Empires. I love both games. I love Ocarina of Time way more.

#8 Deus Ex: Human Revolution – 0%

#9 Super Smash Bros. – 100% – WINNER

Human Revolution was a game I bought because I needed something to tide me over ’til Mass Effect 3 and it was $20 when I got it. What I found, though, was a sharply poignant near-future cyberpunk world, and one of the most memorable video game experiences I’ve had in recent years. Human Revolution makes a compelling case for video games’ ability to handle complex issues as well as, or even better than, other media. Against it stands the original Super Smash Bros., a crazy idea that turned into one of the best series Nintendo has on offer. But that original one is still the best; this spot is for that game alone, not the full series.

#4 Mario Kart Wii – 33%

#13 Star Wars: Battlefront 2 – 67% – WINNER

Battlefront II gets the nod here over the original for its mode additions, particularly hero characters, and its balance adjustments that made it a far better game to play regardless of which faction you fought as. It’s a great game. Mario Kart Wii is the most social game I’ve ever played. For two years of college, there were 4-7 of us that played this almost daily.

#5 Gizmos & Gadgets – 43%

#12 Super Mario Galaxy – 57% – WINNER

There are a few video games I credit with developing my love for the medium. While Gizmos and Gadgets wasn’t the first game I ever played a lot of, it was the first one I remember loving. If you don’t know it, try to seek it out. It’s technically an “edutainment” game, but it’s got some good platforming and clever (if a little easy now) physics puzzles that are well-integrated with the rest of the gameplay. Against it stands one of the best platformers ever created, and the only core Mario game I’ve ever finished. Super Mario Galaxy is a remarkable, tremendously fun, mind-bending game.

#2 The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask – 100% – WINNER

#15 Metroid Prime 3: Corruption – 0%

The entire Metroid Prime series is really good, and Corruption is easily the best for its improved controls. Indeed, it’s one of the best controlling Wii games around. Majora’s Mask, though, is part of what defines Zelda games for me. A little weird considering it’s one of the “non core” Zeldas in existence, but it and Ocarina were my first two. They defined the series to me, and I love how creepy Majora’s Mask is. The three day structure and abundance of side quests is phenomenal, and the dungeons that are there are simply great, as is the shapeshifting mask mechanic.

#7 Knights of the Old Republic – 83% – WINNER

#10 Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast – #17%

I’ve played these two more than any other Star Wars games ever. (Sorry, Battlefront.) They’re also inextricably linked to me. I was on board the hype train in the run up to the release of KOTOR, even through the delay to the PC release (I didn’t have an Xbox at the time). But when I got it, I discovered that our home PC wouldn’t run it. So I put it in the closet, went out to Best Buy, and happened upon Jedi Outcast, a game I’d played just a smidge of before with a friend. Jedi Outcast had (and maybe has; it’s on Steam now) a vibrant multiplayer scene coupled with a strong single player story, and both made you feel like a Jedi. When I eventually got to play KOTOR, though, I got to see why it’s one of the finest RPGs ever made, BioWare at the height of their considerable powers, getting to play in an unexplored part of the Star Wars galaxy.

#3 Mass Effect Trilogy – 71% – WINNER

#14 Hearthstone – 29%

Say what you will about the ending to Mass Effect 3, the sequence at the end of the game on Earth is harrowing and tremendously emotional. The entire series shines in story, only occasionally bobbles in gameplay, and is only barely outstripped by the two N64 Zelda games for the top seed. Hearthstone is a game I play all the time, but it will never have the impact of Mass Effect.

#6 Portal Series – 75% – WINNER

#11 Batman: Arkham Asylum – 25%

I can’t put the full Arkham series here because I’ve only played Asylum (although I’m getting ready to launch into Arkham City soon). That’s ok, though, Arkham Asylum is great. It defined a generation and then some for 3rd person hand-to-hand combat, but more importantly, whether you’re fighting or sneaking you always feel like Batman. Portal on the other hand is one of the most refreshingly unique experiences to grace video games in a long time, and followup Portal 2 made up for any loss in originality with a lengthier campaign with plenty of wonderful new gameplay elements to use.


Round 1 – 3/8 thru 3/13 – VIEW RESULTS

Round 2 – 3/14 thru 3/24 – VIEW RESULTS

Sweet Sixteen – 3/25 thru 3/28 – VIEW RESULTS

Elite Eight – 3/29 thru 4/1

Final Four – 4/2 thru 4/4

Final – 4/5 thru 4/10

Quick Reaction: Captain America: Civil War Super Bowl Spot

Let’s take a quick tour through the big moments of last night’s best movie spot. (Ok, the Jason Bourne spot looked AWESOME, even if it seems to have a little Die Hard sequel vamp syndrome. But another time, maybe.) (Also, shout out to X-Men: Apocalypse. That looked pretty cool, too.)

Let’s start with this: I think we’ve just seen the inciting incident for the whole movie, why everyone’s so pissed at Bucky and how the choosing sides thing gets started.

Early in the spot we get this shot:

Civil War Super Bowl Spot Winter Soldier

Bucky’s got the face mask from Winter Soldier back on, and he’s in some sort of contraption that’s a little reminiscent of the memory wipe machine that Hydra used to program him before. Then about the midpoint of the spot we get this little sequence.

Civil War Super Bowl Spot shot

Yeah, Bucky straight-up tries to assassinate Tony Stark. And if you pause on the reverse angle…

Civil War Super Bowl Spot bucky face

…Bucky’s looking kinda red eyed and haggard, a lot like he does when he’s coming out of brainwashing.

Of course, the assassination attempt fails, because Tony’s always packing some cool tech. In this case, it’s a little Iron Glove.

Civil War Super Bowl Spot iron glove

If this really is what sets the movie’s events in motion, it’s a neat twist on the comics that falls in line well with the movie’s apparent more personal focus. In the comics, the move to register and better control superheroes comes after a team of C-rate vigilantes cause an elementary school to be blown up. But an assassination attempt might be just the thing to push Tony into the arms of a government program that’s been trying for years now to reign in super heroes. Remember, all the way back in the beginning of Iron Man 2 we had congressional hearings trying to get Tony to surrender his Iron Man suits to the military. The MCU has suffered several cataclysms since then.

At some point, though, and it might be this moment…

Civil War Super Bowl Spot cap and bucky

Cap stars siding with Bucky and trying to make peace between the parties. This shot looks like it might come at the conclusion of the chase scene we saw in the previous trailer, which includes Black Panther, but if you look on the left side here, that appears to be War Machine’s grey, armored hand in frame. Nice to know he’ll be seeing some action outside the big throwdown.

Speaking of, we got some team shots!

Team Captain America
Team Captain America
Team Iron Man
Team Iron Man

This is actually kind of significant, because it’s the first time we’ve seen Ant-Man and Vision in this movie (although they were already confirmed to be in it). And, as has been pointed out, although Team Cap has the numbers, the power advantage seems to be on Team Iron Man’s side.

Just one more thing I wanted to point out:

Civil War Super Bowl Spot breach

This appears to be the early part of a scene we’ve already seen quite a bit of, where Iron Man pries open some doors, and he talks to Cap about friendship. But I love the shot here because it fits the characters so well. These guys are both trained soldiers, and they’re acting like it: shield in front, gunner behind the cover. I don’t know, it’s cool, especially when you juxtapose it with Iron Man’s “I am a badass walking tank” pose coming through the doors opposite these two men.

I’m Really Enjoying the Democratic Primary


I mean, this is fun, right?

And I don’t mean fun in the same way that the slow motion train wreck of the Republican primary is kinda fun, if really scary, to watch. Honestly, I’m not a partisan voter. I want to hear proposals on how issues can be solved. So there are a couple Republican candidates who occasionally rise from the blustering whom I can kinda-sorta respect even if I don’t agree with all of their policy leanings. But on the Democratic side of things, it feels like it’s 90% policy discussion. Vox’s breakdown of the most recent debate between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton underscored that point.

Bernie’s appealing because he’s delivering Jeremiads against a broken system and failing domestic policies. Hillary might be the best qualified candidate in a while, with her years and years in various areas of public service. I think neither candidate is perfect, but they’re both ready to take meaningful action. Also, they both get pretty good scores from independent fact checking sites like and PolitiFact, which is nice. I mean, via Politifact, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump are flat-out spewing falsehoods 40% and 60% of the time, respectively, with less than a third of either candidate’s checked statements rating out as at least “Half True.” By comparison, Clinton meets the “Half True” threshold 71% of the time, and Sanders 68% of the time, with neither eclipsing 16% of “False” or “Pants-on-Fire” statements. I think 16% is still way high, but at least it’s not nearly/over half the time.

That’s why I’m having so much fun with this primary. There are two candidates who have defined ideas about what ought to happen in the U.S., and they’re talking about why and how to achieve their ideas in (mostly) realistic terms. (No, I don’t think public college will or should be tuition free, and no, I don’t totally believe that you can take over half a million in someone’s money and completely ignore their interests.) But it’s an exciting political race of ideas, and I’ll be happily watching throughout the primary season and into the general election…where I imagine things will get messier by several orders of magnitude, no matter which candidates end up with the nominations for each party.

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